winterismyfavoriteseason1945:

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

I’m just gonna leave this here…

(via hypermeee)

achivementhunterho:

I think one of the reasons why Achievement Hunter has my complete heart is cause they’re all the opposite of what you’d expect from them. Like I’ve shown my friends the video of Ryan literally flexing out of zip ties only to tell them that he has a college degree in theatre and that he used to be a model. Or how I can show people a picture of Jeremy and how he’s built like a fucking tank only to inform people that this man is only 5’4” and used to do gymnastics. Or how Gavin looks and acts like a complete idiot but then you turn around and he’s a scientist on Slow Mo Guys. Or how you’d expect Geoff to be so completely punk that he won’t show fear but he’s one of the biggest scaredy cats out of everyone. Michael looks like the type of dude who you wouldn’t want to meet in a back alley but he’s actually a giant sweetheart who hates when his coworkers make a mess and absolutely adores his daughter. Trevor seems like someone who’d be the voice of reason but he’s honestly just as destructive as everyone else even though he has a college degree in aerospace engineering. I just love Achievement Hunter and how they break they completely contradict the standards already set for them.

This group of idiots has my heart and I love them all so much and I really just want them to know I appreciate everything they do cause when I think about them they make me incredibly happy and proud .

(via tootherteeth)

70srogertaylor:

apinkwhisperscollector:

The way some instagram accounts harass Ben and Joe scares me.

Stop sending DM to Ben’s friends. Stop sending a request to Joe’s private instagram. “Oh, but I want to see the photos.”

Guys, if he wanted us to see the photos, the photos would be in his public instagram.

I just saw an account trying to find out who Gwilym’s girlfriend is. Guys, does it really matter who his girlfriend is? There is something called boundaries. Come on!

Celebrities are not obligated to share every detail of their lives.

Fucking think about how would u feel if u had a ton of weird strangers (because i hate to break it to you, but thats all we are to them i mean,, yall know what i mean) trying to steal every bit of privacy you have left.

They are just as human as we are. If they decide to let all of us know something about their life, well fine. If not, well fine. Just because their lives are public, doesnt mean you can treat them like a product for your entertaining. Because thats fucked up. (Their content/ job is for entertaining, not their lives lol)

Let’s not over blow this. Dont fucking ruin something that its been good and lit so far just because “You want to see the photos.”

Sorry not sorry i went off lol.

(via darlingfreddie)

washedmachine:

༄types of people

rain: good conversations, acoustic guitar, living for themselves, twirling their umbrella, fairy lights, a little clumsy, unapologetic laughter

downpour: sharp eyes and a strong prescence, neon lights, inside jokes, hands in jacket pockets, friendly competition, sneakers hitting the pavement

hail: being alone in the movies, artistic, comfortable but fashionable, polaroids, unorganized, kind hearts, doesn’t want your pity

snow: still mornings, humble, always sleepy, piano keys, curly hair, a favourite sweater, soft hands to hold, indecisive

sleet: ink on paper, tired but bright eyes, tattered jeans, always changing, midnight coffee on the balcony, knit scarves

drizzle: sweetest smiles, scent of citris, jewelry, doing their best, leaning back and stretching, first flower of spring, falling in love

(via wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl)

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:

Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3

IT GOT BETTER!!!

Everyone is reblogging this without this addition and you don’t know what you’re missing

(via hypermeee)

bagged-a-bazooka:

kosparasite:

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

(via landofgay)

sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

(via landofgay)